Super Weird World Cup & Stupid Managers

We are one week into the FIFA World Cup , Ladies and Gentleman .
But hey !
You must agree with me on this , this addition is one of the weirdest World Cup ever !
If you don't agree , a stamp must have blocked your eyes or something .

Why is it weird ?
Well ...
Football powerhouse such as Spain , Brazil , England and France failed to impress !
Spain exactly lost their opening match to the Swiss .
Brazil narrowly overcome North Korea.
England drew on both their opening and second match .
France drew on their opening match and lost to Mexico in their second .
Come on , ARE YOU KIDDING ME !

I intended to buy France no.10 Karim Benzema Jersey before the competition , but thank god i didn't save enough to buy .

In Spain case , they have one of the most formidable team in the competition !
Look at their players ,
Xavi and Iniesta ( The pass masters of modern football )
David Villa and Fernando Torres ( The most clinical strikers of modern football )
Sergio Ramos and Gerrard Pique ( Together , they are a defensive wall , yes , WALL ! )
Come on , which other team can boast they put Cesc Farbregas on the bench ?
But i predict they will bounce back , I still tip them to win .

In Brazil case , why the heck did their coach , Dunga , not call up Ronaldinho and Alexandre Pato ?! That is crazy talk !
Sure , Ronaldinho didn't perform to his peak for the past 2 seasons but he has shown glimpses of it this season ! Come on Dunga , this guy is still making defenders piss on their pants when he attacks .
If Kaka still under perform , surely Dunga will regret not bringing Ronaldinho to South Africa .
And Dunga thinks that Pato is unfit ? Well , if I were in Dunga's Shoes , Pato would at least be on my bench .
And Brazil no longer have SAMBA , why ?
Well they have two defensive midfielders .... Dammit , Dunga !

In England case , all I heard from newspaper weeks before is how Rooney and Co will take the world cup by storm . Well , it hasn't happend yet , has it ? Come on england , this is your golden gerneration !
Come on Lampard , put on your passing boots !
Come on Rooney , put on your scoring boots !
Come on Terry , make strikers fear your cruching tackles again !
And for Robert Green sake , please don't ever put your gloves again for england after that howler !
I want England to win as it would be a fairy tale ending for Lampard and Gerrard's twilight international journey.

For France case , where do i begin ?
Apparently , rumours suggested that France Coach , Raymond Domenech , picks his team through their star sign . wow , really ? Not by their form ?
Nicolas Anelka apparently walks during the matches .
Raymond Domenech believes Frank Ribery is the next Zidane and so he plays in the centre midfield instead of his favourite left wing . Wow , really ? You Convert a winger to a centre playmaker ? DUDE , HE IS WORLD CLASS ON THE LEFT !
Raymond Domenech refuses to call up Philpe Mexes and forced Eric Abidal to play center back . Wow really ?! Another Convertion ?
Raymond Domenech refuses to call up Karim Benzema and ask Theirry Henry to sit on the bench . Wow really ? No wonder there is no goals scored !
And where is Ben Afra and Samir Nasir ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING , DOMENECH !?
Really ...
No wonder France are staring early exit right in the face .
Maybe ...
I should apply as France next coach ...



Mark , if you are reading this , thanks for letting me in your house to watch the matches .
Thanks mate